05 Feb 2019
YAAAASSSSS QUEEN! We all have that one song that turns us into a stripper on the dance floor…Don’t deny it, we’ve all been there! Even our very own Magic Men have their favourite tunes to get them ready to take the stage for everyone. Just for fun, we reached out to our some of our handsome hunks for a list of their top 17 stripper songs. Forget the top 100, this is the list you need to remember! Let’s get started.
1. ‘Pony – Ginuwine’
This popular song from 1996 by Ginuwine cowrites this song with Swing mob associates Timberland and Static major. Ginuwine is known as Elgin Baylor Lumpkin, was born in 1970 in Washington, D.C., United States. Pony is an equestrian-themed song, offering a pony ride to a special lady.
“I hear it all the time now and I don’t think I’ll ever escape it! It’s a classic though and I think everyone thinks of male strippers as soon as they hear it. It definitely brings out the inner stripper in everyone!”
2. ‘Grind on Me – Pretty Ricky’
It’s really in the title, isn’t it? It’s just such a good song and perfect for stripping. “The sexy and sensual R&B beat makes it easy to perform movements to and everyone always wants to start grinding on each other which is hilarious!” Pretty Ricky, the famous rapper released this single in 2005 as part of his debut album Blue stars with producer Jim Jonsin. Pretty Ricky is renowned for his track ” Grind with Me ” which made number 7 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 2005.
3. ‘Pour Some Sugar on Me – Def Leppard’
Everyone gets hyped up when this song comes on! It’s an oldie, but a goodie and our guys have some interesting stories from when these songs have been played at private shows. “I’m not even joking. I’m stripping for a Hen and Pour Some Sugar on Me starts playing. Her Grandma and I don’t know where she got it from, pour a bag of sugar all over herself. That memory will always be attached to this song now!”
4. ‘Closer – Nine Inch Nails’
You just need to listen to the lyrics once to know this is a stripping song, but not for the faint of heart. “There’s this one line that repeats a few times, and let’s just say it gets the crowd going and is really fun to strip to!” Closer was released in 1994 on the Album The Downward Spiral.
5. ‘Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy – Big & Rich’
A perfect tune for all our Cowboy routines. If you’ve been to the show, you know what we’re talking about, it’s the best tune ever!
6. ‘Hot in Here – Nelly’
This is definitely throwing it back but you can not go past this Nelly classic. “Everyone knows what’s up when this song comes one and that clothes are about to come off!” – Dave, Sydney Stripper “Yeah, the crowd goes mental for it and we love dancing to it, has to be on the list for sure.”
7. ‘Sex You – Bando Jonez’
It’s in the title isn’t it, ur waiters gave it the big thumbs up for it to be in the top 10.
“Hahaha, I can actually relate to the lyrics and gets me in the mood to dance with the girls at the show and at privates. My a go-to song.”
8. ‘You Give Love a Bad Name – Bon Jovi’
Less sexual but still a pump-up song to get everyone cheering at privates and shows! You would be surprised at what songs can become stripping songs, and our Magic Men can get very creative with how they incorporate lyrics into their routines.
“It’s a rock anthem that everyone knows and loves! It gets the crowd singing and amped up.”
9. ‘Butterfly – Crazy Town’
Another unexpected addition to the list, but we suggest you add it to your playlist for your next event. Classic 90’s tune and who doesn’t love what the ’90s produced?
“Chicks love it at the shows. I don’t get sick of it despite hearing it all the time and I’ve used it since I started stripping…which has been a few years now!”
10. ‘Girl Money – Kix’
From Kix’s ‘Hotwire’ (1991)
Don’t know Kix? Then you’re missing out. One of the most underrated bands of the ’80s, Kix blasted out of Hagerstown, Md., with fury, purpose, and party rock. Enter ‘Girl Money.’ Spoilers are damned, but guess what? The song is about spending money on, ahem, strippers. Shocking! With lines like “Sometimes you’re out / And sometimes you’re in” and a bangin’ guitar solo, the mood is just about right for working the pole.
11. ‘Unskinny Bop – Poison’
From Poison’s ‘Flesh & Blood’ (1990)
By the time Poison rolled around with ‘Unskinny Bop,’ the Sunset Strip-via-Pennsylvania rockers were already big on the strip circuit. Their music was being played in strip bars all over America, and most of the band members had dated dancers at one time or another. While the phrase ‘Unskinny Bop’ apparently has no meaning, that doesn’t stop it from having all sorts of sexual innuendo that would make any teen boy — or grown man — blush.
12. ‘American Woman – Lenny Kravitz’
From Lenny Kravitz’s ‘5’ (1998)
Salute the flag! This cover of Canadian rock legends the Guess Who earned Lenny Kravitz a Grammy. While some say the song has controversial lyrics in regards to the American military, the original songwriters disagree, saying there was nothing anti-American in the tune. Whatever the case, Kravitz’s version of ‘American Woman’ has a hard-driving beat that gets a crowd of bachelor party dudes pumped every time.
13. ‘Cherry Pie – Poison’
From Warrant’s ‘Cherry Pie’ (1990)
No “best stripper songs” list is complete without Warrant’s crowning stripper-friendly moment, ‘Cherry Pie.’ While Poison dabbled in innuendo with ‘Unskinny Bop,’ Warrant takes it to a whole new level. If you’re writing an academic paper on the rhetoric of disguising sex acts in art, just refer to a few of the lines from ‘Cherry Pie.’ Aside from the lyrics, the song’s guitar parts make even the most reserved woman want to whip her hair around at least a little. Swing it!
14. ‘Bad Girlfriend – Theory of a Deadman ‘
From Theory of a Deadman’s ‘Scars and Souvenirs’ (2008)
Nickelback singer and main songwriter Chad Kroeger might be the most talented person on the planet when it comes to writing songs filled with sexual innuendo. Enter ‘Shakin’ Hands,’ one of the many successful singles from the multi-platinum ‘Dark Horse.’ While ‘Shakin’ Hands’ is a great song to dance to, it’s multi-dimensional in that it is also a cautionary tale: “She had her eyes on the prize as the girl next door / You grow up quick when you grow up poor / It’s the only way to LA that she knows / The Hollywood pose: teeth, tits, and toes.”
15. ‘Crazy Bitch – Buckcherry’
From Buckcherry’s ’15’ (2006)
When ‘Crazy Bitch’ came along, everything changed for Buckcherry. Suddenly, the band had a signature song and marketing plan. Based on personal experiences with so-called “crazy bitches,” the video for the song finds the band locked in a jail cell with a hot female cop dancing and presiding over her inmates. By using strip clubs as a marketing tool, Buckcherry proved they could force the hand of censors and the FCC by getting their song – in edited form – played on terrestrial radio. Constant word-of-mouth buzz and listener requests helped the song go twice platinum.
16. ‘Shakin’ Hands – Nicklback’
From Nickelback’s ‘Dark Horse’ (2008)
How does a new band get all the way to the number two spot on such an illustrious list? By creating the best stripper anthem of the past decade, that’s how! When Canadians My Darkest Days teamed up with Chad Kroeger, guitarist Zakk Wylde of Black Label Society, and rapper Ludacris, something explosive was bound to happen. The video for ‘Pornstar Dancing’ was shot at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas and features dozens of beautiful ladies spinning on poles and partying poolside with the band. Meanwhile, the music is just the perfect tempo for dancing on a stage, or in your bedroom.
17. ‘Girls, Girls, Girls – Mötley Crüe’
From Mötley Crüe’s ‘Girls, Girls, Girls’ (1987)
This one was a no brainer, right? No “best stripper song” list is complete or accurate without Mötley Crüe‘s ‘Girls, Girls, Girls’ at the top. The song is the king of all stripper anthems, a veritable ode to joy to the G-string. Crüe bassist and songwriter Nikki Sixx wanted to pay tribute to all the lovely ladies he and his bandmates would watch nightly in clubs up and down the Sunset Strip. In fact, the listening party for the ‘Girls, Girls, Girls’ album was even held in a strip club! The album’s title song, with its infectious riffs and smart lyrics, became an instant classic in strip bars all over the world.